The URBAN eat Guide To Parties
Parties are the ultimate excuse to let your hair down, laugh, take ridiculous pictures of yourself and your mates to cringe over the next day, eat, drink, and do the robot on the dance floor. No? Just me then.
Everybody loves a good party and at one time in your life you have probably sat daydreaming about your ultimate party what would you do if money were no object?
Here at Urban Eat Towers, we have spent a large volume of our time talking about parties this week (in between making acres of sarnies of course) and have come up with our ultimate party.
A large red and white striped circus tent.
In keeping with the circus theme we want:
- Men on stilts
- A large elephant to ride in on like the one Take That had
- A trapeze artist.
- No clowns. Clowns are creepy.
(see, very creepy)
- Toffee apples
- A 9ft chocolate fountain
- Vintage ice cream van selling Mr Whippy 99s
- Urban Eat sandwiches (had to sneak those in)
- Rolling Stones lips ice sculpture/vodka luge.
DJ Talent of Britains Got Talent fame. If hes fully booked (which is more than likely) then a Steps Tribute band. The dance floor would be a massive Twister Board, which should encourage some interesting dance moves.
As it would be an Urban Eat party, it would be a U dress theme. Were expecting to see Underwater Divers, US Air Force personnel, Ugly Ducklings and maybe some udders?
What would your ultimate party look like? Think you can do any better?
Watch this space for some crazily exciting news.